In the ultimate battle of fake childhood creeps, who would you put your money on to win in a 1-on-1 death match beer pong battle royal?

Who is the Easter Bunny? In legend, the creature brings baskets filled with colored eggs, candy and toys to the homes of children on the night before Easter. The Easter Bunny will either put the baskets in a designated place or hide them somewhere in the house for the children to find when they wake up in the morning.

Advantages: built-in luck rabbits foot, and excellent at bouncing skills

Disadvantages: poor eyesight

Who is Santa Claus? He is the legendary and mythical figure who, in many Western cultures, brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve, December 24

Advantages: 364 days a year to practice beer pong, and amazing alcohol tolerance.

Disadvantages: old age, and a large gut that knocks over his own cups.

Who’s your pick to win this totally fictional match up, and why? Leave a comment below…